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Jasmine Geteilt (One)

This is Jasmine. Please leave a message.

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[crudest]

is that not what the Lady Snootiness thinks of little old me

not harsh enough right

i was so hopeful

[selfloving]

No, it lacks subtlety.

Sorry to disappoint your expectations of embarrassing an old maid.

[crudest]

consider: how much you dislike me lacks subtlety

[selfloving]

Well, you might not pick up on it otherwise.

What do you want?

[crudest]

nothing you can provide
promise

[selfloving]

[It's hard to read tone over text, but honestly...her voice is probably as flat as her typing anyway.] You cut me to the quick.

Are you intoxicated, or is there something else going on with your phone?

[crudest]

did you join our wild fun club where one of the perks is eating blueberries which are no longer blue

[selfloving]

i thought the perk was certainly the horse situation.

The fruits haven't been that bad. They cut up the same eventually, but they're disconcerting if you have a lot of them together.

[crudest]

are you telling me you like horses
i was wondering if you even had mundane joys

[selfloving]

Are horses mundane now? I thought most little girls dreamed of that kind of luxury.

Then again, I've only just remembered they're real. In a month or two, ask me how I feel.

[crudest]

you want to talk to me in a month or two?
this is getting a little serious for me

[selfloving]

You know more about this "club" than we do, right?

It's convenient for me if you can tell me what you know, but that takes time.

[Especially since she can only handle him in the smallest of doses.]

[crudest]

and i do hate doing what's convenient for you