"I'm clearly above the need for such debased carnal pleasures when I could instead be spending my time on more important things to improve our society, not that some reckless stupid parasite like you would understand that."
Impressive. I have to commend your impression of me. You clearly know me better than I know myself. But you tipped your hand with "reckless stupid parasite."
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or something else judgey and hoity toity as hell
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not harsh enough right
i was so hopeful
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Sorry to disappoint your expectations of embarrassing an old maid.
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What do you want?
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promise
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Are you intoxicated, or is there something else going on with your phone?
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The fruits haven't been that bad. They cut up the same eventually, but they're disconcerting if you have a lot of them together.
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i was wondering if you even had mundane joys
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Then again, I've only just remembered they're real. In a month or two, ask me how I feel.
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this is getting a little serious for me
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It's convenient for me if you can tell me what you know, but that takes time.
[Especially since she can only handle him in the smallest of doses.]
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